"We're a Small Business Since We Fired 90% of Our Employees" Says Bailout CEO

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Louie CK Drops Newest Special on OnlyFans

NEW YORK CITY -- Strange times make for strange bedfellows, or uncomfortable masturbation-fellows, as is the case when the comedian Louie C.K. announced this week...

African Entrepreneur Invents Low-Cost Water Filtration System for Herbal Medicine

NAIROBI, Kenya -- When young David Maraga saw his village elders struggle to consume the harsh herbal medicine his people have been using for centuries,...

Domino’s Pizza Tapped to Track Stimulus Check Delivery

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Internal Revenue Service has teamed up with Domino’s Pizza (DPZ) to deliver the $2 trillion federal coronavirus response stimulus via the...

Labor

Alison Roman Also Responsible for Malagasy Murders Fueled by Vanilla Trade

ANTANANARIVO, Madagascar -- Alison Roman, the millennial cookbook author who rose to internet stardom on her approachable charm, is still reeling from a candid interview...

Whole Foods Employees Quit for Safety of Times Square Elmos

NEW YORK CITY -- As Whole Foods stores remain open amid the pandemic and workers are increasingly anxious about their safety, a leaked company report...

As Quarantine Continues, More Parents are Adopting ‘Medea Method’ to Raise Children

The Emerging Virtual Happy Hour Double Standard: Red Wine is OK, Fat Bong Rips Still Aren’t

Even though cannabis dispensaries have been deemed 'essential' enough to remain open during the current health crisis, many American workplaces still view consumption as unseemly compared to the wine and beer during company-sponsored virtual gatherings.

Chipotle Allows Workers to Make Burritos at Home to Limit Virus Exposure

Chipotle, the fast-casual Mexican chain, believes that they have found the appropriate balance by allowing all of their service workers to make the day's burritos and tacos at home and bring them into the restaurant at the beginning of their shifts.

“We’re a Small Business Since We Fired 90% of Our Employees” Says Bailout CEO

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