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Clearview AI Kindly Asks Everyone to Put Name, Address on Face Masks

NEW YORK CITY — “If it wouldn’t be too much trouble,” Chief Executive Hoan Ton-That implored Americans this week in a very polite press release, “please legibly print or stencil your full names, street addresses, primary phone numbers, and any known aliases you use” directly on the outside of any face-coverings used to prevent the coronavirus.

As face masks become the ‘New Normal’ as well as the most conspicuous symbol of the divisive pandemic, the second-order effects are beginning to emerge. “You’re all kinda cramping our style,” Mr. Ton-That continued, “and it’s much harder to create a mass-surveillance dystopia if we can’t tell your mother’s face from a potato.”

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