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Elves Denied Bathroom Breaks to Meet Toy Quotas

NORTH POLE -- Half-finished toys strewn about, workers asleep on the assembly line, urine-soaked yule logs: welcome to Santa's Workshop. Behind its immaculately-curated public image, life at the North Pole is far from candy canes and gumdrops; Boredroom News' exclusive undercover report reveals the dismal conditions in which elves work to bring materialistic joy to children every Christmas.

‘Boomer Worse than N-word’ Says Executive Who Regularly Wore Blackface

ROSSLYN, VA -- As the Ok Boomer meme sweeps the nation, it has bristled some of the older Americans it characterizes. "Hate speech will not be tolerated," declared one victim of the trend, Harold Gordon, a 59-year-old senior vice president at Alcalde & Fay, who regularly wore blackface throughout his youth and professional career.

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