Thursday, February 27, 2020
Free Market Thought Leadership

Satanic Orgy Also Networking Event

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, LOWER MANHATTAN – The Society of Baphomet, an ancient cult devoted to orgiastic rites, held their first networking get-together of the spring this week in a cavernous, underground lair located somewhere in the depths of New York City. Formally attended by only the wealthiest and most connected members of high society, the Society of Baphomet recently opened their doors, and legs, to a wider array of students, professionals, and entrepreneurs in hopes of bringing in new participants to the sex-fueled worship of their Dark Master.

By Janet , in General , at December 17, 2019

Disney Facing Backlash for Leaked ‘Mandalorian Holiday Special’

BURBANK, CA — Star Wars fans rejoiced when Disney (DIS) first aired The Mandalorian as the flagship program of its new streaming service Disney+, but many have been rankled after a leaked script from the upcoming ‘Holiday Special’ appeared online this week. Many fans may remember the 1978 televised Star Wars Holiday Special, a poorly-crafted variety show that was never re-aired due to negative critical reception.

By Warren , in Technology , at December 11, 2019