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Coca-Cola Courts China for Deep Fresca Reserves

TIANJIN PROVINCE – President Trump’s trade war with the world’s most populist country may have some U.S. firms and investors wary of the future, but for Coca-Cola (KO), their outlook has never been fresher.

Geologists, funded by the beverage conglomerate, found deep underwater lakes brimming with the lime- and grapefruit-flavored diet soda, which Coco-Cola executives are eager to extract.… Read more

PepsiCo Sues Coca-Cola Over ‘Misleading’ Alpaca Blood Ad

ATLANTA, GA – The farmers in a recent commercial for Coca-Cola just wanted to protect their furry camelid friends, but PepsiCo is not amused. The ad, which first aired during the Daytime Emmy Awards broadcast, proudly declared that “all Coca-Cola products are 100% alpaca blood-free” but that the potential alpaca blood content of Pepsi products was unknown.… Read more

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