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Client Presentation Includes Entirety of Kubrick’s 1975 Epic ‘Barry Lyndon’

FORT WAYNE, IN – Sources have confirmed that last Thursday’s presentation to client executives, ostensibly about “Supply Chain Optimization,” did include a complete viewing of Stanley Kubrick’s period masterpiece, Barry Lyndon. The otherwise 45-minute PowerPoint deck, delivered by senior consultant Christopher McCann, began with a conventional overview of the work for which Deloitte had been hired, but the subsection “Process Modernization” apparently required all 185 minutes of the visionary director’s adaptation of William Makepeace Thackeray‚Äôs 1844 novel about an Irish rogue who rises through European society during the Seven Years’ War, according to those present.… Read more

Lawsuit: McKinsey Peer Pressured into Fueling Opioid Crisis

BOSTON, MA – As the lawsuit against Purdue Pharma unfolds, the management consultancy McKinsey & Company is yet again drawn into the spotlight over their role in advising the maker of OxyContin during the nation’s devastating opioid crisis. McKinsey has responded to their involvement by saying that all their friends and other firms were doing it, too, and that they just didn’t want to be left out.… Read more

Your Entire Team Could Keep Their Jobs with Money Consultants Got to Fire You

YOUR OFFICE – Citing revenue numbers that failed to reach projections, consultants from Bain & Company have recommended that your team be mostly eliminated although their retained fees are far greater than the savings they propose. Your managers have agreed to follow through with the layoffs, as their bonus compensation is tied to headcount savings and the cost of the consultants will be charged to another department.… Read more

McKinsey Had History of Assisting Middle East Regimes

JERUSALEM – Reports bribing to Ukrainian oligarchs, helping China build internment camps, siphoning public funds in South Africa; 2018 was a hard year for McKinsey & Company in the press. However, Boredroom News has uncovered new documents that attest before the global management consulting company’s scandal in Saudi Arabia the firm had a history of similar activity in the region.… Read more

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