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Client Presentation Includes Entirety of Kubrick’s 1975 Epic ‘Barry Lyndon’

FORT WAYNE, IN – Sources have confirmed that last Thursday’s presentation to client executives, ostensibly about “Supply Chain Optimization,” did include a complete viewing of Stanley Kubrick’s period masterpiece, Barry Lyndon. The otherwise 45-minute PowerPoint deck, delivered by senior consultant Christopher McCann, began with a conventional overview of the work for which Deloitte had been hired, but the subsection “Process Modernization” apparently required all 185 minutes of the visionary director’s adaptation of William Makepeace Thackeray‚Äôs 1844 novel about an Irish rogue who rises through European society during the Seven Years’ War, according to those present.… Read more

Lawsuit: McKinsey Peer Pressured into Fueling Opioid Crisis

BOSTON, MA – As the lawsuit against Purdue Pharma unfolds, the management consultancy McKinsey & Company is yet again drawn into the spotlight over their role in advising the maker of OxyContin during the nation’s devastating opioid crisis. McKinsey has responded to their involvement by saying that all their friends and other firms were doing it, too, and that they just didn’t want to be left out.… Read more

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