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Posts tagged as “Education”

Subway Offering Tuition Assistance for Degrees in the Sandwich Arts

MILFORD, CT – Known for its fast food footlongs and overpowering bread smells, Subways Restaurants will soon add another bullet to its resume, patron of the arts. A new program unveiled this week will provide the opportunity for all Sandwich Artists at nearly 42,000 locations to pursue a higher degree in the sandwich arts debt-free, as have rivals in recent months.… Read more

Young Man Radicalized Online, Joins Extremist Capitalist Faction

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, UPPER MANHATTAN – It is harrowing story, but, unfortunately, an all-to-familiar one: a bright, young man descends into an online world that warps his mind with twisted ideologies and entices him to fight for a cause he barely understands.

The day that Bobby Caldwell of Appleton, WI, left home for good he packed light: a pair of slacks, an Oxford-cut button-down, new Ferragamos that he saw in a video once.… Read more

Top Business School Bans Free Coffee, Cites ‘Communist Scourge’

NEW YORK CITY, NY – The world of elite education is no stranger to controversy or ideology, but one institution may have gone too far; Columbia Business School has halted all free coffee for students and faculty effective immediately in an effort to rid its halls of the ‘specter of Communism.’ Incoming class president, Ethan T.… Read more

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