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Barilla Halts Production of Farfalle for Being ‘Pretty Gay’

PARMA, ITALY – Guido Barilla, the outspoken chairman of one of the market’s leading pasta manufacturers, is in hot water once again for his views on LGBT issues. Effective this week, the company will shift focus to more family-friendly shapes like rigatoni, penne, and regular-thickness spaghetti – the core of it’s ‘straight-only’ policy.

“Barilla wholeheartedly embraces its traditional European values,” announced the chairman, “and therefore cease all production of farfalle, commonly known as bow-tie or butterfly pasta.”… Read more

ExxonMobile Celebrates Pride Month by Dumping Rainbow Oil Sheen Across Arctic

ANCHORAGE, AK – In a show of solidarity with the LGBT community during Pride Month many companies have unveiled new logos that incorporates the rainbow flag, but only ExxonMobile has spread over 10 million gallons of crude oil across pristine Alaskan waters to create a massive rainbow in the name of diversity, acceptance, and inclusion.

“The rainbow is recognized worldwide as the symbol of LGBT equality and we are proud to display it over thousands of miles of coastline.… Read more

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