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Paddington Heads to Portobello; Analysts Warn of Bear Market

LONDON – The worst fears of of isolationist Britons materialized today as an immigrant’s Notting Hill shopping expedition threatened to unleash a bear market. Paddington, known Windsor Gardens resident and admitted stowaway, incited strong market reactions as he headed to purchase various vegetables for his family supper.

Despite making up less than 1% of the British resident population, Peruvian bears have causes a significantly disproportionate amount of mayhem, from recklessly endangering pedestrians test-driving heavy machinery to disrupting BBC telecasts.… Read more

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