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Bailout Deal Allows SoftBank Execs to Steal Any Food They Want from WeWork Shared Fridges

NEW YORK CITY – After a disastrous IPO attempt, the We Company is reportedly offering SoftBank financiers whatever food they find in WeWork communal spaces to encourage an emergency bailout of almost $3 billion. The once-feted purveyor of shared office space had been previously valued at nearly $47 billion but now says, “all bets are off” when it comes to lunchtime with the SoftBank management team, “even clearly labeled items as well as uncut birthday cake is fair game”.… Read more

WeWork Launches Chain of Bespoke Brothels

NEW YORK CITY – Some of Midtown’s history will be returning later this year as WeWork, the unicorn co-working startup, has chosen 5 Times Square as the flagship location of its newest venture, WeStroke. Designed as part courtesan lounge, part cubicle farm, but mostly back-alley jerk shack, WeStroke is one of many assets The We Company has promoted ahead of its anticipated IPO.… Read more

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